As Is

Eat chocolate then brush your teeth- mint chocolate

One time I fell asleep in the bath, lots of bubbles

When I was a boy and they asked,

What you wanna be when you grow up

Should of said, normal

What’s rough on the edges and jolts the bones

Cavities

The doctors when I was born said I was blue

Still am

Pump some guarana, some caffeine, some b-vitamins

We’re good.

I was born on a Monday, good way to start the week

I guess

I want to run up a hill so fast

I fall back and break something

In my mind, in my head

there’s drawers I lost the key for

I’ll sell them to you

As is.