There’s this guy about five inches taller than me

I really want to fight


He has a big meaty head

Eyes bulge out,

quite the pair of cue balls

and hands like sledgehammers

Of course I’d try to take out his knees first

then punch his throat in,

I’d like to imagine that he would double over

and then

I could kick him in the ground like a big bag of sand

like those used for hurricanes.

But he would probably kick my ass

and even then

that would be okay too.

At least I tried.

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