There’s this guy about five inches taller than me
I really want to fight
He has a big meaty head
Eyes bulge out,
quite the pair of cue balls
and hands like sledgehammers
Of course I’d try to take out his knees first
then punch his throat in,
I’d like to imagine that he would double over
I could kick him in the ground like a big bag of sand
like those used for hurricanes.
But he would probably kick my ass
and even then
that would be okay too.
At least I tried.